the_wanlorn

The Odds Will Betray You

and i will replace you

Name:
The Wanlorn
Birthdate:
15 December
Location:
Leominster, Massachusetts, United States
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Schools:
Massachusetts Academy of Math and Science - Worcester, MA (2003 - 2005)
Worcester Polytechnic Institute - Worcester, MA (2004 - 2005)
Northeastern University - Boston, MA (2005 - 2009)
Worcester State College - Worcester, MA (2010 - present)
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aim, alcohol, baking, bardic arts, beethoven's last night, ben folds, biking, board games, book sellers, books, bookstores, broadway, bullshit, bullshitting, cafes, café, cds, chai, chocolate, christmas carols, collecting, computers, cooking, cowtown, crafts, cross stitch, cynicism, diy, dramaturg, dvds, edward gorey, english, english major, f_w, fairy tales, faith and the muse, fandom, fandom wank, fandom_wank, fanfiction, flogging molly, flute, for the world, forgotten realms, friends, froplay, fw, geeks, gourmet, headphones, hicksville, highways, history, ipod, jander, jander/nire, johndiesattheend, kittens, la ramita, learning, lit degree, literature, lying, making things, mamas, mass academy, massacademy, middle ages, movies, mp3s, musicals, nerds, neu, nire, nire/jander, northeastern, old books, out of print books, out-of-print books, performing music, piano, plays, pomegranate juice, pomegranates, prague ratter, prague ratters, prazsky krysarik, prazsky krysavik, pražský krysařík, procrastination, quilting, ramen, reading, recipes, renaissance, renaissance fair, renaissance faire, ron perlman, root beer, rosemary, sarcasm, sarchasm, school, shaggy hair, shakespeare, showtunes, silent bob, sir thomas moar, skittles, slackers, slacking, storytelling, tazo, telling the truth, the wedge, theater, tj00z, trolls, used books, wank, wank communities, wanking, wedge, wedge rats, wedgerats, wigu, wine, wpi, writing
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Layout from thefulcrum on LJ

"Wanlorn" was an old folk name for "wanderer searching for something."

"We must not look at goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed
Their hungry thirsty roots?"


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: the_wanlorn is funny. One time the_wanlorn made me laugh so hard it knocked my socks off. They sailed clear across the room and hit a priceless Ming vase. I could not afford to pay for it. Now I live under a bridge and suck cock for listerine money. It was worth it.

: NICK IS THE HOUSEGUEST YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD HAVE. SERIOUSLY, LEAST AMOUNT OF WORK EVER. ALSO SHE LOVES ANIMALS AND SHE'S REALLY GOOD WITH THEM AND THAT'S AWESOME, AND ALSO SHE CAN TOTALLY WALK BAREFOOT OVER BROKEN GLASS AND LAVA.

: Nick *is* an amazing houseguest, and also my favorite Boston-picker beta and also she has four adorable kittens that really aren't her accomplishment but still look good on her. She was smart enough to get the kitty with the kittens inside, right?

Also, she's generally sort of awesome and smart and cool.

: SOMETIMES I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING REALLY BORING TO SOMEONE AND NICK ALWAYS PRETENDS TO LISTEN WHICH IS A+++ BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT THAT SHE DOES ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE SHE USES IT AGAINST ME LATER TO WIND ME UP. COULD YOU REALLY ASK FOR MORE FROM A PERSON.

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